Warning: This might be graphic!
I have 5 children.
I have been puked on, peed on and pooped on. I have had sticky kisses when I didn't know where the stickiness came from. I have cleaned poop out of carpets. I have slipped and almost fell on puddles of pee. I have had little ones crawl in my bed and proceed to puke all over. I have cleaned boogers off of walls. I have watched my kids get stitches (I did almost pass out then).
One thing that has never happen -- I have never had one of my kids poop in the tub. Not even as babies.
Until today that is!